BAD HABIT

Me, my older sister and mom went to IKEA in Älmhult today (Yes. I’m Swedish and I love IKEA. That’s right, bitches!), and drove past a very interesting sight on the way there. A magpie was sitting on the back of a sheep! …did I just misuse the word “interesting”?

But isn’t that something you’d picture seeing on a savannah? Though it’d probably be another bird sitting on the back of another animal.

Oh, and I only bought two new pillows for my bed at IKEA. Though I ate lots of meatballs and potatoes!

For those of you who’re (I almost typed “whore” there! Oops, now I did it for real!) interested in knowing where I got the title from, it’s from a Swedish movie called “Offside”. One of the character’s are talking about a magpie and bursts out “It’s a fucking skate”. The Swedish word for magpie is “skata”. Which is also a word you can use for a major bitch. Done with today’s Swedish lesson!